today i asked the one innocent little girl every class seems to have if i could borrow her chem notes and they started out totally normal like yay neutrons science but then i reached the third page and
Do you take submissions? And do you accept nudes? I'm 20 btw, not 53.. lol
I always accept nudes, man. No one says “Oh no bro I don’t want anymore pizza I’m full.” You always take another slice no matter how damn full you are and then become ashamed about it after. I’m kidding please don’t send nudes. oh gawd.
One of the reasons I love my job: A regular at work found out I was a gamer, freaked out, talked about Assassin’s Creed and Zelda then proceeded to ask if I was a Xbox or Playstation. When I said Playstation he was bummed and was like aww I was gunna ask for your gamer tag. I responded “EWW no now I’m defiantly not getting an xbox.” Oh yeah this guy is a police officer. LOL.