October 2010
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I talked to God today nbd
Me:
Hey god =]
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
shouldn't you know that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Well then and my name is...?
God:
Interesting. ...
Me:
what is interesting?
God:
not much what's new with you?
Me:
no, what was interesting?
God:
Are you serious? not much what's new with you?
Me:
Yes I'm serious. Nothig much, I just wanted to learn more about you. =]
God:
Awesome. I believe you. OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
Alright, I got one of your bibles today...
God:
Ah. Alright, . Do you want another one?
Me:
Yes, Can you send me one?
God:
Oh. Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
Me:
Really? So God likes computers?
God:
For real. Gee. I am a Christian.
Me:
LOL. What kind of computer do you have? A mac? PC?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. Are you telling the truth? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Well what kind of computer are you on now? And yes I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. OH SNAP! haha
God:
Right now? Interesting. I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me. That's cool. Have you published anything? So I taught you something new. Dude! Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You didn't answer my question =/. Can you not answer it because that would symbolize your liking to one of your children more than the other?
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
I thought you were the all knowing =/
God:
Yes I am the one and only all knowing.
Me:
but you didn't know how to answer my question...
God:
What makes you think I did not know how to answer your question?
Me:
whatever. New topic. How do you feel about Charles Darwin?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? How recently? Where are you located? A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Shouldn't you know where I'm located? What? No. Charles Darwin the English Naturalist.
God:
I think I should. Are you confused? Are you serious? Tell me more about this person Charles.
Me:
I'm confused that you don't know about someone like Charles. He wrote the Origin of Species.
God:
What is it that confuses you? I have not read it.
Me:
I don't think you would like it haha
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
^If you want to talk to him yourself
My favorite is when he said "For real gee" and the Charles Darwin talk haha ='] good way to actually starting to read the bible to see what this "God" character is.
-Angelica
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