“I have a headache.”
“Where is the pain located?”
Um, in my fucking head.
Then realize what you’re doing:
I need to hop to it. I’ve wasted my Friday and Saturday dying in bed after my tooth extraction >_>. My room is a mess, I have loads of homework, I have to wake up at 5 to take my pills and have to wake up early because family is coming over. It hurts to cough and I have a lovely big bruise on my right arm AFTER circling “yes” to I bruise easily -___-. At least I can eat without puking now awww yeee >:D good night <3
- me: you need to stop buying movies.
- brobro: you need to stop buying clothes.
- me: touche...
- Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
- Raj: 5,318,008?
- Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
- Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
- Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, it's mirror 37 is the 12th and it's mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
- Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
- Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
- Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!