The highlight of my day
Was the cashier calling me a badass for wanting to read 1984 for fun. I live a sad life. ha~
My dashboard is dead -__-. Normally this would mean “Oh hay I should go to sleep.” But instead I’ll creep and follow some blogs :>
Haha you actually expect help from me?! ME?! Travis?! god help your soul…....– I’m texting my jerk of a friend Travis and this is what I get. SO much love from this guy .__.
sneakydaikon asked: 10 dingalings in a row...which do you pick? HAHAHAHAHAHA :P
thejazzman333 asked: Too offset the perverted anon, how many times have you NOT had sex? xD
Anonymous asked: I think of you while I masturbate.
Anonymous asked: How many times have you had sex?
I swear I'm dating a woman sometimes haha :*
him: you should go to SD and get a room in the same hotel so we can hangout :p
me: Damn it you ruined my surprise! hahaha
him: hahahahha fuck don't even play like that. You would make my month if you did that :*
me: hahaha if it wasnt so fucking far shhieeet :p
him: It's not that far :* hahahaha c'mon
me: Not that far? NOT THAT FAR!? Pfft this nigga :p you might as well be going to narnia >:O
him: haha alright I see how how it is... You wouldn't go to san diego for me? :(
me: Stop acting like a girl babe :p hahaha I would :*
him: No you wouldnt LIAR! haha
me: well wtf do you need some tampons and chocolate for your trip :p?
him: yes tampons and chocolates!
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Anonymous asked: What was your first time like?
my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
I’ve been neglecting tumblr and all that good stuff lately >_<! Long story short: I got really sick twice and the days I was actually feeling I wanted to spend my time out and not be a hermit attached to my electronics. Along with the fact that they make me feel even worse so I avoid them when I’m sick. Holidays. Mexican family. ‘nuff said. My dad hasn’t been...
I’m not sure wtf just happened but Ima go with it. ill write about it when I’m coherent. until then fair wins tumblr faaaaaaaaaair wiiiiins :>
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