December 2011
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The highlight of my day
Was the cashier calling me a badass for wanting to read 1984 for fun. I live a sad life. ha~
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damn it
My dashboard is dead -__-. Normally this would mean “Oh hay I should go to sleep.” But instead I’ll creep and follow some blogs :>
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“Haha you actually expect help from me?! ME?! Travis?! god help your soul…....”
– I’m texting my jerk of a friend Travis and this is what I get. SO much love from this guy .__.
sneakydaikon asked: 10 dingalings in a row...which do you pick? HAHAHAHAHAHA :P
thejazzman333 asked: Too offset the perverted anon, how many times have you NOT had sex? xD
Anonymous asked: I think of you while I masturbate.
Anonymous asked: How many times have you had sex?
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I swear I'm dating a woman sometimes haha :*
him: you should go to SD and get a room in the same hotel so we can hangout :p
me: Damn it you ruined my surprise! hahaha
him: hahahahha fuck don't even play like that. You would make my month if you did that :*
me: hahaha if it wasnt so fucking far shhieeet :p
him: It's not that far :* hahahaha c'mon
me: Not that far? NOT THAT FAR!? Pfft this nigga :p you might as well be going to narnia >:O
him: haha alright I see how how it is... You wouldn't go to san diego for me? :(
me: Stop acting like a girl babe :p hahaha I would :*
him: No you wouldnt LIAR! haha
me: well wtf do you need some tampons and chocolate for your trip :p?
him: yes tampons and chocolates!
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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Anonymous asked: What was your first time like?
my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
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Le Life~
I’ve been neglecting tumblr and all that good stuff lately >_<! Long story short:
I got really sick twice and the days I was actually feeling I wanted to spend my time out and not be a hermit attached to my electronics. Along with the fact that they make me feel even worse so I avoid them when I’m sick.
Holidays. Mexican family. ‘nuff said.
My dad hasn’t been...
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I’m not sure wtf just happened but Ima go with it. ill write about it when I’m coherent. until then fair wins tumblr faaaaaaaaaair wiiiiins :>
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reblog if chris evans has bigger tits than you do →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
FREEDOOOOM!
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