I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Seriously? Not texting be back because I couldn’t sneak out to go the the embassy? I’m sorry you have no reason to be mad if you even are mad -_-. I never ONCE got mad at you because you had school so you always slept early and I never asked you to sneak out on a school day. We aren’t even together. You said clearly you didn’t want anything serious and I wasn’t looking for that either. I can’t stand commitment. You put on facebook that you want a girl to pour her heart out to you. I’m sorry but not wanting anything serious but wanting her to pour her heart out to you doesn’t match up. You have to earn those stories a girl tells no one else. especially when it’s someone like me who hates being seen as weak. You don’t know what you want and I don’t blame you, we have way different priorities. Then having the nerve to text me to say come at 12 or 1? seriously? I know I was suppose to go earlier but then you said your friends were there and I’ll admit I didn’t want to go because of them but you don’t say come at 12 or 1 then because that just leads to sex. -_-. Yes I have a lot of fun when we hang out, I laugh like an idiot but unless either of us change our minds about something that isn’t even serious then we are just friends with benefits.
It is because of that >:O hahaha! No thanks I hope so too -_-. I’m just so angry all the time now and it scares me because I’m not use to this -____-. Promise me you’ll take me to your favorite beach in Hawaii one day so I can feel happy :D<3
“No one’s perfect love and someone who really loves and respects you won’t care how messed up you are" ~Nat”—This girl knows how messed up I really am and how hard I try to hide it, I don’t think she knows how much I appreciate when she reminds me I don’t have to try to be perfect all the time.
but we talk like we’ve known each other for a long time! haha we tease each other like we grew up together…i don’t think i’ve ever met anyone like that. she’s pretty awesome! can’t wait till the day we actually meet :)
Angelica and I* You illiterate bastard. hahahahaha jkjk x]<3 When we meet I’m declaring you my gay (oops i mean guy* hahahaha) best friend btw, I don’t care if you don’t want to >:]
wtf someone keeps showing and telling my parents shit of my facebook. It has to be my brother. Who the fuck else can it be? I’m so angry at his stupid idiotic ass right now -_-. Did I tell our parents about the time you got a tattoo when you damn well knew they think tattoos are stupid? NO! Who fucking hid your report cards when we were little and gave them to you so our parents wouldn’t see your shit grades? ME! Did I ever tell our parents where you really were instead of all the bullshit you fed them? NO! Why?! Because I’m not a fucking asshole that makes a dick move like apparently you are Fuck your shit man. FUCK YOU! Blocking you and all my cousins too, fuck everyones bullshit SMFH I’m so disappointed, you’re suppose to be on my side like I always am for you. .____________.